"Cow jumped over the moon"
"Shopping cart"
"Loud muffler"
"irregardless"
"Plethora"
"Garden weasle"
His homosexual agenda
Day after day
he tried to
talk you into
chaining your trucks
together,
when he longed
to push a shopping cart
down the aisle with you.
Each time
he heard the
loud muffler
of the green machine
his pulse quickened
and he felt like
he was soaring
like the cow
jumped over the moon.
Determined to
get together
he played dumb,
hoping you'd step in
as his knight
in shining armor.
He even thought about
setting a garden weasel
loose, just to watch
you chase it.
His mind was filled
with the plethora
of children
you would one day
adopt together.
He hatched
plan after plan,
irregardless,
you fell
for someone else
and broke his heart.
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